Gubbare


Bachca apni maa ki chuchiyo ko dekh kar “Yeh Kya Hai?” Maa: Yeh Gubbare Hai Bachcha: Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun Maa: Tune Kab Dekhe? Bachcha: Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The.

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FUCKOLOGY KA QUESTION PAPER


TIME :- 3 HOURS M.M :- 100 INSTRUCTIONS :- (1) ALL QUESTIONS ARE CUMPOLSARY, HOWEVER AN INTERNAL CHOICE IS PROVIDED IN EVERY QUESTION. (2) STUDENTS CAN DO CHEATING IF REQUIRED (3) ASSUME THE VALUES IN NUMERICAL YOURSELF IF REQUIRED Q.1:- उत्तम चूत के गुण धर्म विस्तार से समझाइए ? (20) अथवा चूत के बाल साफ़…

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kaun zyada bada betichod aur madarchod hai?


Akbarne 9 chutiye lundoore paal rakhe the. Aaj ke time unko Akbar ke Navratan kahte hai! Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta tha… Ek din gusse me aake Tansen keha ki “Ab faisla ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada betichod aur madarchod hai?? Birbal bhi taiyar Tha usne kaha aap bataiye kya shart…

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Muh Maanga Inaam


Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi.Itni zor se naachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, “Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti,jaageer…. kya chahiye, bol.Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de……uski maa behen chod…

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Nayi Raand


roj ki trah akbar or birbal bagiche me bethe the or chai pite pite bate kar rahe the akbar- birbal bhot smay ho gaya h hamne kisi rand ko nahi choda h, or mahal ki raniyo ko chod chod kr hamara man bhara gya h birbal- maharaj ap bilkul sahi frma rhe h mera bhi…

lund ka gunn


ek baap aur usske do bete gaon main woh the rehete, barde bete ki hogayi thi shadi, apni woti abhi nahin thi chodi, umer se woti abhi thi bachhi, usski choot abhi thi kachhi, gauna usska abhi nahin hua, gaune ki mangta tha roz dua, ek din susral se aaya niyota, gauna kar woti ko…

Chootbrush


Santo bahut hi chinaal type ki aurat thi .. nahaane ki liye wo bedroom se hi saare kapre utaar kar bilkul nangi apni choochi hilaati aur gaand matkati hui bathroom ki taraf ja rahi thi….. ki tabhi uska beta Pappu waha pe aa gaya aur aate hi uski nazar apni maa ki choot pe gayi…

Gaand phar denge


Santa sham ko office se ghar aaya to uska beta Pappu aur beti Dolly dono padhaai me magan the ye dekh kar ye Santa bahut khush hua. Use bahut joro ki pyas lagi hui thi isiliye wo apni biwi Santo ko awaz lagate hue kitchen ki taraf jaane laga tabhi kitchen se use ajeeb ajeeb…

Madarchod ya Hijra


ek din Pappu school se ghar aa raha tha raaste me ek basti thi jaha kuch log jhagar rahe the aur aapas me gaali galoj kar rahe the jhagre me aurat mard sab the aur waha khoob gandi gandi gaali boli ja rahi thi unme se kuch gaali Pappu ko yaad ho gaye lekin unka…